Je suis la lait!

Bleh, because of stupid exams, realistically, bye bye Oregon! :'[ But I have my summer of Leah and Vivien coming up in 5/6 months. Which may include Paris, if we're lucky! Even though I live so close to France, and visited it a fair few times, I have never seen Paris, which sucks. Now, I keep having panic attacks incase I am still at college/doing exams when Leah and Vivien are coming. I'll ask somebody in the year above if I get study leave or not... if we do, then Operation Rovile (Vilero/Lerovi/Virole/Leviro/Rolevi) shall commence! And then hopefully, I will go to America with them after England/Paris. Eeee, so excited for summer now... I do hope that it all pulls off.

Speaking of college, which I gurantee y'all, will be the death of me; I'm gonna fail ICT. I will probably fail Media Studies too, and heck... maybe English Language if I don't stop cutting class. I think I have a fair chance with literature though... because I love it!

Overall, this blog was supposed to say: I hate college, let me go to Oregon now, please. I want summer to come quickly, but not really, because I have my exams. Aaagh, my mind hurts.

P.S- I'm pretty hungry too. Lame.

Mine is a gin.

Tonight I went to a party, but as I have to film for Media Studies tomorrow, I had to leave at 11PM. So, my phone battery died, and I could not get in contact with my dad. I had to walk home. By myself. With no jacket. In the dark. At 11PM at night. Ohhh, wait, wait, it gets better! The alley I had to walk down- wait for it- has been the home for many a rape attack! I was awfully scared and freezing cold and I kept seeing shadows that I did not like, not one bit. This has put me in a horrible mood. Not even The Fratellis, Zombie Chat quotations and the American Eagle website can cheer me up. All I want now is just to wrap myself in a very large blanket, watch The Nightmare Before Christmas and talk about the summer with somebody. :/

Turn all the lights down now!

I feel that I always must blog at college whilst eating my Special K Mini Breaks. Yum. I am supposed to be doing another essay on A Streetcar Named Desire, but I detest that play so five of us from literature are refusing to do. I'll just use the old Rosy Bea charm on her. ;] I'm hackin' the school's internet and having a rave to Blink 182 using my Skype headset, I look so lame right now. I think i'm gonna go through the Zombie Chat and put all of the inside jokes and funny/cute quotations and put them on one huge word document. I do love the Zombie Chat. I love spamming Twitter about the Zombie Chat. I also love Leah, even though she left the Zombie Chat. If things to to plan, we'll be raping each other's houses this summer. It shall be "that's what she said" galore!

Wanna know what you're missing in the Zombie Chat?

"[18:53:54] Adam says: and the rape has to be rape with protection at the very least...
[18:53:58] Adam says: because dammit,
[18:54:06] Adam says: i am a christian AND a conservative
[18:54:16] Adam says: but if you ever got pregnant with brian peppers' baby
[18:54:22] Adam says: i would abort that sonofabitch myself."

Sic Transit Gloria

So, today I had an epiphany, if you will... I decided I do want to go to America this summer afterall. Here is my list of reasons why:

1) I wanna try Milk Duds.
2) I wanna try Oreo Poptarts.
3) I wanna try Count Chocula.
4) I wanna touch thatzak's hair.
5) I wanna be gangsta in Atlanta with mah homegurl, LCSsings, yo!
6) I wanna be on the same timezone as some of my best friends for once.
7) I wanna make all my IRL friends jealous.
8) I wanna drink my body weight in Mountain Dew... again.
9) I wanna bring the Americans some Irn Bru to try.
10) I wanna go to America again. D:

Gathering

Today I went to the Sheffield Gathering. When I got there, I couldn't see anyone I knew and felt all "uhhh... crap" but then Calum, like, attacked me... so that was a fun way to say hello. I then met Laura (thesmall... who is infact taller than me :|), and we spoke untill Sarah and Amber and others came. We sat on the floor and filmed stuff untill other people came. We then set off to go to the center, and when some of us went in Starbucks... the rest walked off. Then we split up for lunch, so Calum, Laura, Sarah, Amber, Michelle and I went to McDonalds... and I usually hate McDonalds but it was okay today.

Calum then ditched us... and we all got lost. So we filmed lots of random stuff to amuse us! When we found everyone again (no thanks to Calum), we set off once again and went to the Winter Gardens (or something like that). This is when I saw Hatti and she gave me like the greatest hug in the universe! It hurt though... ouch. ¬_¬ Then Ian attacked me, before getting told off for climbing the fountain. We went into a coffee shop then, and all crowded round a few small tables. We attempted to play Frustration... but that didn't work. O_o After a wonderful clip I filmed with Hatti, and after I attacked Calum a few more times, Laura and I set off to the station. I have a Team HatticusLex badge, two glow stick bracelets and a Frustration piece that Ian gave me, despite it not belonging to him to begin with. I then had to attempt to find my father without any battery in my phone, 'cause I'm smart like that.

I did hug some lovely YouTubers when I left though. ^_^ (Hatti's hug still won. It's gonna be hard for someone to compete with that.)

If you miss me, have no fear!

OUI, JA, HAI!
NON, NEIN, LIE!

I find it pretty hilarious that I hated when I learnt French, German and Japanese but now that I've quit I miss them. Well, I don't miss Japanese that much. I miss German so badly, yet, I used to hate it! D:

I just read Vivien's latest blog entry... she get's to skip class to go buy Starbucks. I get to skip class and go play video games. The difference? She lives in LA and I live in... England *shudders*.

Sooooo, I go to the Sheffield YouTube gathering on Saturday. I finally get to meet a few people who I've been speaking to for a while! And then, Saturday is my home alone night... which means... SKYPE ALL NIGHT! Ooooh, I love my messed up sleep patterns.

i luv mah fanboyz! <3

[04:37:15] Justin says: omgoctopus

[04:37:19] Justin says: *SO DREAMY*

[04:37:27] Adam says: OMFG I NO

[04:37:34] Jeremy says: inorite!

[04:37:58] Adam says: liek omg

[04:38:08] Adam says: i dont even no how 2 describ it

[04:38:35] Adam says: its liek

[04:38:38] Adam says: u look @ her

[04:38:43] Adam says: and all of a sudden

[04:38:45] Adam says: O_O

[04:38:46] Adam says: jizz in ur pantz

WHAT THE...?

I can't get you out of my hair.

Don't you just want to walk into a supermarker and see that? I sure do. Ryuk <3

It's 3:00 AM and I have an ICT exam tomorrow. I'm going to fail it. Balls. 0_o Today was boring, to be honest. I went to bed at 5AM, woke up at 10AM, spoke to Justin and Kimmi on Skype for 30 minutes or so and then went back to sleep. I woke up at 14:30, and told Chago my elaborate murder plan. I then went to my friend's house, and then saw Twilight. I then had the joys of walking home in the dark by myself. That was horrible. Then I went back to the accurately named "Zombie Chat" for a few hours, with various calls happening. I watched a few BlogTV shows and now here I am... because everyone has just stopped speaking. I think there's a call but i'm not in it. I'm too tired to go to bed. ¬_¬ Night.

It's not a side effect of the cocaine, I am thinking it must be love.

Apparantly my Skype contacts blog was too hard and too... uh... harsh. If you still haven't figured yourself out, *points downwards* GO DO IT NOW! ^_^ According to Leah, I caused quite a few little worries over who was in the mean category. I love causing conundrums, hence why I should be a Slytherin and not a stinking Ravenclaw, THAT WEBSITE LIES! :'[

I go back to to college tomorrow, I have an ICT exam within the next few days and I honestly have no idea which day because I lost the exam timetable. I haven't even started revising, even though I got an ungradable on the practice text ¬_¬ It's not my fault though... the whole class failed because our teacher doesn't teach us anything relevent... he just plays Nintendo Wii. I honestly have no idea why I chose ICT this year, it's horrible subject. I should have chosen classical civilisations... :/

I need to finish reading Death Note but my stupid mother keeps forgetting to bring it home from my soon-to-be-step-dad's house. Oh, speaking of, I move houses in just over a month... I don't want to! I love this house... as small as it may be. My new bedroom is absolutely freezing, it's gorgeous, but it's freezing. But if this house doesn't rent out then when Leah and Vivien come to England we will stay here and have house raves every night... and broadcast them on BlogTV. ^_^

But, ooooh, guess what?! My self dicipline is getting, slightly, better. Last night, after I turned the computer off, I was checking mobile Twitter, and was informed that Adam was live (as he does everynight after I go to "sleep" ¬_¬), and all my friends were tweeting that they were there... so I was gonna go back online... BUT I RESISTED! Are you proud, guys? ^_^

O HAI THUR, BUCKINGHAM PALACE! ^_^

*licks*

I just got back from London. I saw Wicked. I spent a lot of money. I went to Platform 9 3/4. I saw the Queen's house. It was fun. But, now, I'm doing that lame Skype contact thing because it is 00:20 in the morning and I'm trying to bore myself to sleep. Geez, I'm hungry.

*INSERT RANDOM ORDER HERE PLZ*

We insult each other a lot. It's fun.

I'm attatched to your rod. (well, that one's hard ¬_¬)

I like to see your videos before you release them on the interwebz.

I don't know who you are. Get off my Skype list.

You were my first YouTube friend, *giggles* (another hard one >.<)

I probably don't speak to you as much as I should.

We have many private jokes even though we barely speak.

We believe in magic.

I don't even like you that much. Go away, plz.

We don't speak anymore. Explain this to me?

Jesus, I totally forgot I had you on this untill I just saw your name. Ouch.

I really want to delete you. I'm gonna do it now.

I can never make up my mind whether I really love you or really hate you. :/

I like speaking to you, but you're never online.

Why did you add me?

We only speak in group conversations, it's sort of weird.

You asked for my Skype and then never spoke to me. ¬_¬

You added me from a group conversation and I don't know who you are.

I call you when my microphone breaks.

You give me highly interesting conversations, thanks. ^_^

You make no sense, it makes you amusing.

I can't decide whether we are friends or not.

We've drifted apart now... that sucks. :'[

I can't believe it took us this long to meet! I think you're bloody brilliant!

Why do you never speak to me anymore? I mean... you added me. 0_o

We should speak more, I think we are compatible.

Someone made me accept you and I feel too bad to delete you. :/

You are amazing. Let's be bffs forever!

You provide me with fantastic conversations despite our timezones.

We do not speak. I am fine with this.

I'm seriously worried over our conversational topics, yet, I love them. 0_o

We only ever speak to each other in group calls, but they're always funny.

I have no idea who you are, I think you're on my iminlikewithyou friend's list...?

I hope you realise that you're a prick and there is a reason that nobody likes you.

You aggrivate me. A lot. But we're still friends. *Sigh*

There you have it. ¬_¬ *is still not tired*

Strike a violent pose!

Another insomniac blog? Too bloody right. It's 04:09AM and I haven't felt this tired in a long time. It feels glorious! <3 I have MCR on full blast right now, which is probably a really bad idea. Bridget tweeted I should stay awake and Leah says to sleep. I may have to listen to the Southerner for once. We stayed on Skype untill 8AM this morning, I slept from 8:45-12:00. It was pretty awesome. Leah may be coming to England in the summer, a long with Vivien. This is amazing. I am also prosponing the four year long dream of a Macbook, which I finally have the sufficient funds for, to travel this year. I will leave you with this quotation from one of my favourite books, I really like it:

"Renaming the boat won't solve any of our problems."- Violet Baudelaire. <3

Oh, P.S- HAPPY 2009, GUYS! Let's make it a good one, okay?