Always Three O'Clock

The internet is a glorious thing.

In one night I have found the following things over MSN:

1) Vivien is a 57 year old, Japanese date rapist with an Australian accent. She also owns a bondage shop called 'Leather and Chains'.

2) Gabbie fails. End of discussion.

3) Jacob was so distraught that "I don't want him" he has told utubedrama "OMGOCTOPUS wants to marry JACOBDYERMEDIA."

Wow, I love my friends. ;-)