My phone came today, not Friday. It's awesome.

Calum is funny!

[c=9][b]Calum[i]mm[/b][/i][/c=36] says:
My parents won't letme go to Taunton to see my cousins..

[c=9][b]Calum[i]mm[/b][/i][/c=36] says:
ffs, whats gunna happen with my cousins

[c=9][b]Calum[i]mm[/b][/i][/c=36] says:
are they gunna rape me?

Rose is sixteen! says:
hahah

Rose is sixteen! says:
theres a girl in my year at school

Rose is sixteen! says:
and her parents are cousins

Rose is sixteen! says:
and the girl is like freakishly smart

[c=9][b]Calum[i]mm[/b][/i][/c=36] says:
ok..

[c=9][b]Calum[i]mm[/b][/i][/c=36] says:
the relevance?

Happy birthday to me. (And Harry Potter.)
Happy birthday to me. (And Harry Potter.)
Happy birthday, dear Rosy. (And Harry Potter.)
Happy birthday to me. (And Harry Potter.)

I know it was my birthday yesterday. Shut up. I was at a themepark holding on to a poorly constructed piece of metal that goes from 0-60 mph in 2 seconds. Fun?

I got 'The Bag' for my birthday. It is the nicest bag I have ever owned. Ever. And my new phone comes on friday.

Also, happy 1000 subscribers to me. My new video is posted, that has nothing to do with subscribers. However, I do use a lot of copyrighted music.

I'm most likely going to the same university as Vivien. We can watch the Mighty Boosh all day, every day.

And I'm going to the Harry Potter themepark opening with Leah, she has no say in the matter.

All of this

I have decided I don't like putting titles on these any more.

Anyway, today I was supposed to be at Kayley's gathering. Boo, mother, boo!
But there is a gathering this week called the 'David' gathering which Charlie (issocoollike) has organised. Hopefully, I will be able to attend as Charlie and other YouTubers have left me countless comments begging my mum to let me go. You gotta love the YouTube community, right? ;]

Also, itscalum010 and I may be organising a small gathering later in August. Simply because all of us Northen YouTubers find it difficult to get to Leicster Square (where every freaking gathering takes place!).

I need to start saving money to go to the opening of the Harry Potter theme park in 2009. Even though none of my friends want to go with me! :[ Hmmm... I'll just start e-begging with all you American Tubers. You know you can't resist my oh-so-English accent!

Oh, yeah. Did anyone see my on the front page of UTubeDrama.com last week? I got lots of messages telling me. According to the website I'm a genderly confused emo kid.

TIME MACHINE! IT'S A PARADOX!

"I'M A PUNCH ROOOOOOOOOOCKER!"

(I miss Unfabulous, but at least I have the soundtrack. ;])

I just looked through my old Photobucket account... and I found a picture from 2006. Take a look:
I was such a dork. Period. I look like a fruit fly. But I loved those glasses, I broke them. (Well they were only £2. ;])

What about last year, you ask? I was still pretty weird...
Urgh... Imagine if I had started vlogging with that poor excuse of a webcam. It is hard to believe that some of my earlier videos were filmed using that camera... YOU WILL NEVER SEE THOSE VIDEOS... EVER!1!one!! (Unless you are Carmen!)

Okay, so what do I look like now, you may ask? Well, in my opinion; I am rather sexy. But, judge me for yourself! ;]
Owned.

92% remaining.

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY IN 12 DAYS!
(I hope charlieskies finishes my birthday collab in time... otherwise I will cry.)
So recently I have nearly finished Eclipse, read too much Death Note, concemplated over getting WoW and gone camping in a little kid's play tent.
I am five chapters into my story, I like it so far. But I need to build upthe blonde character's history, I left her too open and I don't like it.
Today I found a really nice vintage bag in my mummy's wardrobe so I decided to keep it. She doesn't know that yet.

Oh, the places you will go.

Last summer, I met the face of Boe. Jealous, much?
(I'm sorry, I just really like this picture.)
DOCTOR WHO FTW!

ST00PID IRISH/AUSSIE BRAT!!1!one!

I forgot to mention that many of my video's comments at the moment seem to reflect around this:
"r u english??"
"no she is irish, duh!!"
"i thought she was from australia?"
"she is british, i think"
"isn't she from iraq????"

Okay, so the last one was a lie... ^__^ But do I really sound Irish/Australian? I didn't think so. I am English through and through... so now I most run up the apples and pairs to get the dog and bone. Yeah, I maybe English but I can't talk like a Cockney.

"Easy, geaser." ;-)

Virtual Sea-Monkeys

As the title of this post suggests, I have just found a computer game called "Virtual Sea-Monkeys" in my cabinet. Why do I have this? I also found "Make Your Own Pokémon Stationary" and "Batman Activity Center". I was a strange, strange child.
My Mum had just bought all of my new bedroom furniture for my bedroom at our new house, which we will not live in untill next year. I believe that was very cruel as now I have to live in this stupid, pink, messy, pink, cluttered, pink bedroom. If you have seen my YouTube videos... you'll understand what I mean.
I have to get rid of half my possesions for the new house... so does anybody want my Togepi collection? I like Togepi.
Eclipse, so far, is slightly boring. *Yawn*
My "WWW Girl" cover has gone smoothly so far, I have not recieved, as I predicted, "z0mgzzz yoo sooooo copied italktosnakes!!1!one! go dieeeeeeeeeeee! stoopid head!"
I want, no... I need some Coke. (Beverage not drug) Ciao!